A dude in Florida claimed that he was robbed by 4 topless broads wearing overalls. Olmer Morales told police that while riding his bike, he was stopped by 4 thin blonde chicks in overalls with no shirts or bras. He says a fifth woman described as a big fatty, thankfully wearing a shirt and overalls, jumped in front of his bike and held his handlebars while the more attractive, easier on the eyes, ladies rifled threw his pockets. The total take....a hundred bucks. Yep that's right, 20 bucks each.
A jaunty afternoon city bike ride...FreebieWell, I'm gonna hop on the ole' Huffy and see if I can get some action to. See the incident report at The Smoking Gun Sphere: Related Content
An impromptu titty show/assault....$100
Five bimbos thinking that robbing a guy riding a bicycle will fund their budding criminal enterprise....Priceless.
4 comments:
this sounds like a letter to penthouse. The only thing that would make it seem true i sthe fat chick. who would put the fat one in the story?
Yeah the fat chick makes it seem plausible. Take her out of the story and it becomes the opening scene in a porno
I love this story. I saw the police report at smoking gun. I wish I could have seen the looks on the cops faces.
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