Monday, October 13, 2008

Excessive drinking and karaoke always leads to public urination


Table tennis world champion Wang Hao, has been told to go to his room. China's table tennis team is providing counseling for the Olympic medalist, after an incident at a karaoke joint. It's been reported that Hao got into a brawl with a security guard, as the guard tried to stop him from relieving himself outside the club.
"I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?" shouted the 24-year-old, according to a witness quoted by the papers.
China's national table tennis team played down the incident and said that Wang, who also won a team gold at the Beijing Games, had merely had a heated exchange of words.

Booze is one of our greatest achievements as a species. Just after sex and buffalo wings.

Is it just me or have the Chinese bogarted the whole karaoke thing? Maybe it's just when I hear stories from my friends about going out to karaoke, they always confuse Chinese with Japanese and vice versa, or some such.... Maybe that's it. Answered my own question. Never mind.

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