I know it's weird when guys talk about cars like they're chicks, buuuuut, I wanna cover the Citroën GT in honey glaze and lick it up and down. Oooh, if only someone made a stripper pole for cars. If the GT was a real woman, she would be an amazon with spectacular breasts, succulent lips, and an ass like whoa. You know, a little heavy, not as fast as she looks, but you still wanna go for a ride. A wild and crazy ride that ends in a grandiose, multiple body roll, crash and burn with me crawling dirty and naked on the side of a desert road just outside of Vegas. Uuuum, honey glaze. Yeah, that's the stuff.....stickyyyy. The GT is being featured in the upcoming Gran Turismo video game. That's pretty much the only way most of us will get to drive it. See more at Autoblog Sphere: Related Content
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