Wassup 2008

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Electric stimulus to face test #3

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The Vet Who Did Not Vet.....A Cautionary Tale

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New pic from J.J. Abrams' 'Start Trek'

>hi-rez pic @ UGO
From left to right: Anton Yelchin as Chekov, Chris Pine as James T. Kirk, Simon Pegg as Lt. Montgomery Scott, Karl Urban as Dr. McCoy, John Cho as Sulu and, the smokin' hot Zoe Saldana as Uhura.

I know, I know....wheeere's Spock? Stop being a d-bag! I'm sure there will be plenty of pics with Spock in the group, too.

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Frank Miller takes the helm for 'Buck Rogers' movie

After going back and forth, Frank Miller has agreed to direct a new 'Buck Rogers' flick. Miller back in May, fresh off his directorial debut for the movie adaptation for the classic comic book hero 'The Spirit', was rumored to be tapped for the 'Buck Rogers' project, but that rumor was squashed by Nu Image/Millennium Films' camp. Well, it's on now. IESB got this while at the 2008 Spike TV Scream Awards.

Deborah Del Prete, producer of Miller's upcoming solo directing debut The Spirit. Del Prete reportedly said that Miller "would be making an announcement soon" about a classic sci-fi hero that he was going to make a movie about.

I know that this movie will be more along the line of the old 'Buck Rogers' serials, but if Frank can just do me a solid, and incorporate 'Twiggy' from the 80's TV version.....biggy, biggy, biggy. Damn, that's my boy!

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Stephen Colbert's instructions for the still wealthy

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Italian cops get all the best stuff

The Italian State Police just got the hook up from Lamborghini. A brand spankin' new Lambo Gallardo LP560-4 Polizia. The new patrol car is specially outfitted with all the necessary cop gear, radio, gun racks. A wifi video system installed in the vehicle allows the officers to record evidence and beam it back to base. There's also a storage cooler in the front area, supposedly to house severed body parts from accidents, but I'm thinkin' maybe a frosty beverage or two might fit, but that's just me.

The new Gallardo LP560-4 Polizia, which replaces the previous Gallardo in use by the Italian police force since 2004 has a 560 horsepower engine that can reach speeds of up to 203 mph. The car will begin service with the Lazio Highway Police Department in order to continue accident and crime prevention to sustain security on the Italian roads.

Cops drivin' Lambos...? If that were me....cruisin' the streets of Italia, in that high performance beast, I'd roll like I was playin' real life 'Need for Speed'. I'd practically be beggin' some scumbag perp to go jack rabbit on my watch. Go ahead maggot, make a move!......No, I'm serious, I want you to run. Aaah dude,..c'mon...don't be a douche'. I won't arrest you. I promise.
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EA's Army of Two greenlit

Electronic Arts' co-op shooter 'Army of two,' will be blasting its way to the big screen. EA has joined with film producer Scott Stuber ('Assassins,' 'The Kingdom') to realize this video game to major motion picture endeavor. Scott Z. Burns (The Bourne Ultimatum) has been tasked to pen the screenplay.

Now, other than maybe the coolest video game commercial I've seen, the game itself was something of a disappointment. The graphics style and overall game design was decent, but the game play, which includes the dopiest NPC's in history, was lacking to say the least. Let's just say, replay value ......eh, not so much.

Can a lackluster video game be made into a kick-ass action movie blow-up? Hell, yeah! You got two highly trained roughnecks, bustin' skulls and takin' names, and killin' dudes......some women and children, but mostly dudes! Geared up from the ground up, with the baddest ordinance Uncle Sam can provide. Yuh damn right it can be done....HOO!

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The new 'Friday the 13th' trailer

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Olivia Munn loves to role play

The sexy and talented Olivia Munn is playing dress up for a Complex photo shoot. This is another one of the many reasons that I stalk, somewhat, this cool lady. Looks like she's trying on different costumes for Halloween. She looks great in anything she wears, though.

The Chun Li outfit is my favorite, with the bunny suit a close 2nd. I love the Street Fighter video game series. If I had Dahlsim's abilities, I'd teleport into Olivia's pants. I won't make mention of what I'd make my penis do. You knooow....Huuh, Huunh?

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Obama vs. McCain Dance Challenge

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Lute Olson calls it a career

I don't post much about sports, even though I'm a huge sports fan. In this case, being a big-time college b-ball guy, I'm compelled to touch on this. University of Arizona Head Basketball Coach, Lute Olson, has stepped down from his position after 25 years at the post. The Wildcats have been a perennial power in the college hoops arena, under Olson's guidance, but suffered their worst season since 1982-1983 (19 Wins - 15 Losses), last year.

The 74 year old, Olson had taken a leave of absence last season, due to personal reasons. Assistant Coach Kevin O'Neill took over the reigns for Olson last season. A replacement has yet to be named.

Coach Olson was a pillar in the scholastic sports world, and I'm sad to see him go. Good luck, Coach.

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John McCain is an American Hero......No doubt

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Ron Howard step into the political fray

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The good Doctor, Strange may materialize onto the big screen

Our favorite mystical mage could be making his well deserved screen debut. Some have reasoned that the magical nature of Doctor Strange may not jive in the current comic book movie world which has developed something of more realistic, dramatic production style. Kevin Feige, Marvel Studios production President, feels otherwise.

“Very much so,” Feige said. “I’d say in the next year, year and a half, as we start putting together our film slate for 2012 and 2013, I would not be shocked if we saw Dr. Strange on those lists. I love the idea of taping into the magical realm of the Marvel Universe, which is fairly significant and hasn’t yet seen life on screen.

In my own little circle, I've been lauding the merits of a Doctor Strange screen adaptation, and have berated those that claim that magic won't play, now. Hell, I want to see all of my favorite Marvel, DC, and overall comic book universe, characters make it to Hollywood, and the idea that some may be disqualified because their stories seem less plausible than a guy that sticks to walls, or a guy that builds a flying super-suit, or a team of humans born with special genes that allow them to, uuuum....I don't know, shoot frickin' laser beams from their eyes, or some such. Of course, lest we forget the guy that wears a bat-suit and drives around busting heads in a Hum-V on steroids. Just do it right and it will work. Just do it!

That was aggressive....huh.

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Norwegian songstress Maria Mena

I liked this track 'Power Trip Ballad' from Maria Mena's latest album 'Cause and Effect.' Beware, there is some adult language, so send the kiddies out of the room. Hey, that's my first disclaimer. I hate disclaimers. The singer, songwriter from Oslo is huge in non-America(Europe). I don't know if that matters at all, I just liked the song. Listening to this song, I envision a young Alanis Morrisette after you've kicked her cat, and apologized only after first denying, repeatedly, that you did it.

>Listen to'Cause and Effect'

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Xena vs. Army of Darkness comic book

You got your Xena in my Army of Darkness....you got your Army of Darkness in my Xena. Will 2 of my favorite tastes, taste great together? The 'Evil Dead' reluctant hero, Ash Williams, comes together with Xena the Warrior Princess and her, diminutive yet apple bottomed, ward Gabrielle to battle the ever present evil that is the Army of Darkness. In comic book form no less.

People forget, and maybe rightly so (kidding...), that Bruce "Ash" Campbell, played Autolycus, the lovable King of Thieves, in the Xena TV series. So there is a connection between the 2 genres. Autolycus will also appear in the comic book series storyline.

I wonder if the clandestine lesbian aesthetic between Xena and Gabrielle will be as pervasive in the comic book as in the TV show? It'll keep me reading. I'm something of lech, you see.

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Protect your right to vote......there's nothing more American

Don't assume that your vote will count if cast. Know the voting laws of your state and your voting rights. Suppressing votes, as well as, potential voters is a tried and true practice of those who wish to further there own agendas.

Whatever your inclination, Republican, Democrat, Independent, whatever......know the issues and voice your opinion with our greatest inalienable right as Americans.

Check out the Steal Back Your Vote comic book and also read the Rolling Stone article Block the Vote article by Greg Palast and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

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Star Wars: The Old Republic MMOG in the works

>Concept art from swtor.com
If you thought it wasn't possible that George , the self proclaimed "Flesh Saber," Lucas could not milk the Ole' SW anymore, heeeere's another MMO video game vying for your consumer dollar. 'The Old Republic' is to take place thousands of years, or something, before the birth of your boy Vader. The ingredients in this game recipe are much of the same stuff found in most MMO's. Guilds or sects questing and looting or some such minutia. Accept here, your friends at Lucas Arts, stick lighty swords that make funny sounds in it, and slap the Star Wars ™ on the packaging, and wait for the cosplay geeks to offer up their Visa cards in record numbers.

Oh, but wait. BioWare has the reigns on this philly. I hear BioWare and think about how unbelievably good Knights of the Old Republic was.....and more recently of course, the new classic 'Mass Effect.' Ok, the hate stops for now,.....for now.

Yeah, that thing about George Lucas calling himself Flesh Saber is not true, so far as I know....and by, so far as I know, I mean I made it up. Oh, how I wish it wish it were true. Hmph, it makes me giggle.

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New free tracks for 'Rock Band 2'

'Rock Band 2' developers are releasing 20 new tracks that will be available free for download Nov. 4.

Free Tracks for XBox 360, PS3, and Wii owners:
The 88 - “Sons and Daughters”
Authority Zero - “No Regrets”
Between the Buried and Me - “Prequel To The Sequel”
The Cab - “Bounce”
The Chevelles - “Get It On”
The Cocktail Slippers - “Give It To Me”
Dealership - “Database Corrupted”
Endeverafter - “I Wanna Be Your Man”
The Ghost Hounds - “Ashes To Fire”
Hollywood Undead - “Young”
Kutless - “The Feeling”
The Len Price 3 - “If I Ain’t Got You”
Lesley Roy - “I’m Gone, I’m Going”
Opiate for the Masses - “Burn You Down”
Semi-Precious Weapons - “Magnetic Baby”
Shaimus - “Like a Fool”
Thenewno2 - “Crazy Tuesday”
Tickle Me Pink - “The Time Is Wrong”
Underoath - “Desperate Times, Desperate Measures”

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Joe the Plumber......douchebag you say? I do believe I agree.

Say it ain't so Joe.....and by it, I mean, you're not related to 'Kane' the WWE wrestler. The resemblance is uncanny. I don't care if this guy is actually a plumber, or if he has a lien on his house, or even if he clearly hates Mexicans. Hey, that's just my own personal observation.

Wurzelbacher said he is of modest means, but worried Obama's tax plans would eventually hurt him. "You see my house. I don't have a lot of bells and whistles in here, really. My truck's a couple of years old and I'm going to have it for the next 10 years probably. So I don't see [Obama] helping me out,'' he told reporters this morning.

A little advice, Joe. Take your 15 minutes and get some t-shirts made, a sign for your truck, whatever. Cash in, right now, if you can. I know the righty wing nuts are loving what they're hearing, now, but it's only a matter of time before we all begin to hate your face.

Be good Joe.

I'm Kilo, and I approve this message.

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Olivia Munn saves us from the big "C"

In this video from, Olivia, the object of my half-assed obsession, we learn to examine ourselves for breast cancer. Yes, this includes dudes. It's important for all of us to take our health seriously. Take the test.

Ok, you got me. The only reason I care is because she touches herself. I'm so disgusted with myself, that I'll only watch it 2 or 3 more times. I'm watching it now....., but this one doesn't count. I'm so twisted.

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Watch the first 10 minutes of "Sex Drive"

"R" rated version


Sex Drive is opening on Friday and Summit Entertainment has been nice enough to release this clip from the movie. Is this the next "Superbad?"

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The Joker's new graphic novel

On the heels of the global, mega hit movie "The Dark Knight," DC Comics is adding a new chapter to the Joker mythology. This new penning is written by Brian Azzarello with art by Lee Bermejo. The book hits shelves October 21. I got the hook up at my local comic book establishment, so i'll have a fresh edition waiting for me upon my arrival.

Don't hate.

View the exclusive sneak-peek slide show

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Branagh locked down for God of Thunder

I posted, a few weeks back, that Shakespeare inspired director, Kenneth Branagh was being tapped for the Thor motion picture. Well, now Marvel Studios has announced that Branagh has agreed to head the story of Asgards favorite son.

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GTA: San Andreas available on Xbox Live

San Andreas will be on-line October 21 on the Xbox Originals program. The Rockstar Games smash can be downloaded for 1200 points or 15 bucks for the layman.

I was one of the 21.5 million, lovers of video game carnage, who purchased and thoroughly enjoyed GTA: San Andreas. I've long since traded in my copy, but I'm down for revisiting my old stomping grounds.

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I've enjoyed a life of crime, but that all may be over

Carbon Motors Corporation has introduced, what they call, the world's first purpose built law enforcement vehicle. The 'E7' is being was rolled out at the 2008 Pure Justice Tour event in Chicago, Illinois.

E7 Brochure
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The makers of the 'E7' designed the car with a singular question in mind. Why are there custom vehicles for Emergency Medical, Fire Department, the military, of course, and there are even specialized vehicles for trash disposal. Yet, after 9-11, there are still hundreds of thousands of law enforcement personal riding around in old busted-ass Crown Vics with haphazard, fake pimp my ride, upgrades.

Whatever, let's go bust some heads! There's simply not enough time in the day, to bust all the heads that need bustin'. Kick that theme music, kid.



That's what I'm talkin' about. Ohp, theeere's a skuull. It's 'Crackin' Time!' ™

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A new low for Sarah Palin

Uuuum, I saw this video and I was truly stunned. I now, have seen the truth about Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin. The truth that the conservative war machine that is the McCain/Palin campaign has hidden from American people, nay the world.

She's a friggin dwarf! A dwarf, I tell you! The one lie. The single undeniable truth, has been revealed. How can we trust her, hence forth. Dare I say, my vote has been swayed.

A darkie, maybe. A Jew, well, if they didn't look so Jewy. Even broads, I guess, but a dwarf.....a clearly female Spanish speaking dwarf, no less, in the White House. This I cannot abide.

Oh but she's still sexy though.

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DRM licensing....the greatest of evils?

DRM for Dummies

Disclaimer: We here at XLarger, in no way condone the pirating of licensed media.

...and by we I mean me. It's pretty much just me.

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Excessive drinking and karaoke always leads to public urination

Table tennis world champion Wang Hao, has been told to go to his room. China's table tennis team is providing counseling for the Olympic medalist, after an incident at a karaoke joint. It's been reported that Hao got into a brawl with a security guard, as the guard tried to stop him from relieving himself outside the club.

"I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?" shouted the 24-year-old, according to a witness quoted by the papers.
China's national table tennis team played down the incident and said that Wang, who also won a team gold at the Beijing Games, had merely had a heated exchange of words.

Booze is one of our greatest achievements as a species. Just after sex and buffalo wings.

Is it just me or have the Chinese bogarted the whole karaoke thing? Maybe it's just when I hear stories from my friends about going out to karaoke, they always confuse Chinese with Japanese and vice versa, or some such.... Maybe that's it. Answered my own question. Never mind.

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The sumo news from down under

Fourteen year old Australian Samantha-Jane Stacey, won the silver medal at the World Sumo Championships. The event was held over the weekend in Estonia. She won the silver in the heavyweight division of the junior championships, despite a sprained ankle. That's playing with pain.

It turns out, not everyone in ole' Australia is super stoked about Samantha-Jane's accomplishment. Her mom, Sue, is up in arms about some negative comments from people upset at Samantha-Jane's 130kg (286 pounds, roughly) weight.

"Some of the comments were the most disgusting, un-Australian things I've ever read," she said from her Banora Point home.

"The things people say don't worry Sam because she's happy in her own skin. To me, she's beautiful inside and out and I'm so proud of her. She's a gift from God and I love her so much."

Mrs Stacey said her daughter led an active life – playing netball as well as competitive sumo wrestling – and her weight was due to a medical condition rather than a junk food diet.

Who knows if this is good for the aptly named, Sammy Sumo? I've read stories saying how these sumo types are in deceptively good shape. I don't know, maybe this debate is better left to more doctory types, than myself. I'm not a doctor, but I play one in bed. Buh-dum-bum, tsss.

Oh, what the hell is Net Ball?

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Punisher War Zone website launched

The newer, bloodier Punisher flick is dropping Dec. 5th, and i'm getting antsy. It's becoming obvious to anyone that has read this blog, that i'm a comic book gee....eh-hem aficionado. This Punisher re-vamping is soooo violent, and unrepentant with the "R" rating the first.....uh second Punisher movie should have been going for. How can you make a movie about a blood-thirsty vigilante, with an arsenal of weapons that would make Dick Cheney green with envy, and actually want to make it to be "PG-13?" Retarded, you say? I agree.

I'd forgotten that it was directed by a chick, Lexi Alexander. The first time I heard that, I was sure it meant a more violent vision for the movie. If they let a woman take the reigns, and she made another tweener, family friendly flick, it would have been a disaster for this comic book icon. The comic gee.....aficionados would have rioted. Which isn't as scary as it sounds.

The new Punisher's website is up and looks tight. Just so you know. You may wanna turn your computers volume down a tad before going there. The new War Zone movie poster is also out.

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New U.S. video games release dates

Don't hold me to these dates. Games release dates change faster and more often than Celine Dion in her Vegas show. So i've heard.

Xbox 360
Playstation 3
Playstation 2
PSP
Wii

I'm gonna hook up a copy of Dead Space for the Xbox 360. I sure loves me some sci-fi horror.

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Arm wrestling gone horribly wrong.....?

Normally, I'm open to alternative sports. Especially when it involves, likely, high school drop outs beating each other about the head. That being said...., what the hell is going on in this video and why?

It is action packed, I admit. The combatants being taped together and chained to a arm wrestling style table, is intriguing at first. Then about 10 seconds into the battle, I begin to feel.....uh, I don't know,(sucking teeth, pensively)superior. Yes....., superior. I realize that I'm watching this nonsense, not actually doing it. I feel so much better about my own situation.

Hey, thanks weird American Gladiator outfit wearing, fake arm-wrestling, bound to a table with a chain that looks like it could possibly be attached to your junk, guys. You've made my day.

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A comic favorite of mine

While I was poking around the DC Comics website, I was reminded that they own Vertigo comics. Vertigo published the "Skreemer" 6 issue limited series. I immediately ran to the basement and rifled through my old books, and there they were. All six copies, neatly encased in mylar and acid free backing board. The story centers around Veto Skreemers rise, in a depression era backdrop, from a young street urchin to the head of the most powerful criminal organization in the country. The story is narrated by Peter Finnegan as he recounts how Veto Skreemer's rise intersects with the Finnegan's constant struggle to survive in the time after the fall.

Skreemer won the "Favourite Single or Continued Story US" Eagle Award in 1989. It's a great read. You can find the trade paperback at DC Comics or Amazon

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Gears of War issue #1 on store shelves

The Gears of war comic book has hit. The comic books advances the timeline between the GoW storyline and the Gears of War II release. Check out the sneak preview.

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XLarger's Snap Shot feature

Introducing Snap Shots from Snap.com

I installed this little tool on XLarger called Snap Shots that enhances links with visual previews of the destination site, interactive excerpts of Wikipedia articles, MySpace profiles, IMDb profiles and Amazon products, display inline videos, RSS, MP3s, photos, stock charts and more.

Sometimes Snap Shots bring you the information you need, without your having to leave the site, while other times it lets you "look ahead," before deciding if you want to follow a link or not.

Should you decide this is not for you, just click the Options icon in the upper right corner of the Snap Shot and opt-out.

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What's bigger than XLarger?

Thanks to all of the new visitors. I'm working really hard to get the word out. XLarger's feed subsription is growing, so I gotta keep posting. I'd love to make this thing truly XLarger. Let your friends know about XLarger.

I appreciate the comments recently. Please keep them coming. Comments keep me motivated to post more web junk and more of my nonsensical rantings. I plan to add more posts about music, games, and even comic books, so be looking out.

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National Debt Clock......Nuff Said

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Another call to arms for me

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Get 'em while they last

I've got mine on order. Black, of course, cuz I'm a roughneck. Why John, why? Didn't you watch that Squidbillies I told you to? Don't make me break out the "Racist Dawg" episode of King of the Hill, season 7, guest starring Bernie Mac. Classic... Rest in peace, Bernie. That One shirts Sphere: Related Content

Early Cuyler shows us the evils of racism

It looks like the Presidential race is turning ugly. Both sides are "taking the gloves off." Even though I know deep down inside, that racism is gonna play a role in this election. The size of this effect, I believe, will be minimal. Some people think that when the McCain campaign talks about Obama not being like us, their being racist. Whatever. It's all goin to hades in a hand basket, anyway.

Myself, I always go back to The Squidbillies when I have a crisis of conscience or if I'm silly drunk. The pearls of wisdom imparted by Early, the Cuyler family patriarch, are akin to the same folksy, down home enlightenment you would get from a Sheriff Andy Griffith or the sage redneck scholar Jeff Foxworthy.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, just focus on the issues. Jonathan, Barack, Sarah, Joseph, I'm talking to all of you. Sarah, don't you poke your mouth out at me, missy.

I beleive it was Early Cuyler who once said, "...DAMN, don't time fly when you're drunk as hell." No truer words have ever been spoken. Sphere: Related Content

Nintendo brings back "Punch Out" with a Wii flair

The all-time classic video game, Punch Out, has gotten a Wii makeover. Old character favorites like Little Mac and King Hippo will make their long awaited return to the home console. I can only hope that Mike Tyson is a hidden character, with his special move, the super ear chomp. I know, that was lame. I couldn't resist. The look is somewhat revamped, with the popular cell shaded graphics. It looks great, but hey, Punch Out was never about the graphics. That feeling you got when you figured out a fighters weakness. It was just unbelievably fun to play.

I can't wait to put in some time with it, but Nintendo is looking for an early 2009 release.

Jab, jab,...uppercut,...uppercut. Sphere: Related Content

Save Sarah Connor......

Recently it's been reported that one of my favorite shows, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, is in danger of being canceled due to poor ratings. I heard, about a week ago, that fox was mulling over shutting down production on the show. They'll probably air all of the shows that are in the can, but it just might be curtains. The axe may have already been dropped. Fox's baby, Prison Break, is also slumping and the poor lead in from TSCC is spooking them. This may be the ole' Curse of the Tivo. All I know is that the show is one of the best on TV, and I would hate to see it go.

Seriously, Lena Headey as Sarah Connor, is a bad ass gun slinging MILF and Summer Glau is tantalizing as the metallic ingenue/enforcer, Cameron. Let's not forget the dreamy Brian Austin Green, as futuristic rebel warrior, Derek Reese. Of course, last but not least Thomas Dekker as the resourceful, fair-haired John Connor, future leader of the human resistance. He's gaut a pertty mouth. HHuuhuhwhat? That sure took a turn. Come on. Get on board with me. Watch some episodes at FOX.com. It's a winner.

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Kimbo Slice Oblitterated

MMA fighting phenom Kimbo Slice suffered his first defeat tonight, to Seth Petruzelli. The fight was stopped only 14 seconds in after a quick right cross clipped Kimbo on the chin. Slice fell to his knees and Petruzelli moved in to finish it with a flurry of right hands, forcing the referee to stop the fight.

Slice was scheduled to face extreme fighting legend Ken Shamrock in a heavyweight contest. Shamrock was forced to withdraw due to an eye injury. Petruzelli was scheduled fight Aaron Rosa on the undercard, but stepped in to take on Slice after Shamrock pulled out.

Some will scream FRAUD! Finally Mr. Slice has been exposed.I'm not sayin shit.

On a lighter note, the silly hot Gina Carano beat up some broad. Gina looked smokin tonight. I'd love to give her my ground and pound. Huuuh, huuuh? (wink)

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Olivia Munn's drunken video Q&A....puke free. My favorite kind.

Here we are again. Man, one of the things I love about Olivia is her accommodating nature. With these video blog posts, it's like she's doing all of my surveillance work for me. If you've read my past posts referencing Olivia, you're aware of my luke warm attempt to stalk G4's Attack of the Show host. She recently posted this video question and answer session. Very informative, I must say. Someday, I'm sure to work up the fortitude to send her a question. Frankly, I don't feel like thinking right now. Maybe tomorrow. Or the next day. Soon,....soon. Thank you, once again, for indulging me. Sphere: Related Content

Daredevil re-imagined?

Word on the streets of Hell's Kitchen is that Fox Studios is thinking about a possible do over for The Man Without Fear. Taking into consideration the successful resuscitation of the Batman and Incredible Hulk franchises, Fox believes that with the right vision, the same can be done for Daredevil. It's a hypothetical for now, but Fox Studios has struggled with a string of box office duds this Summer, and needs to crank out some hits. Just in case you were wondering, there's no Ben Affleck in sight. I can only hope this remains true. Affleck's cool. Goodwill Hunting is one of my go tos, but he should sit this one out. That's if it happens. For comic geeks this is a must have. Like Iron-Man, Daredevil is a lesser known, yet iconic figure in the Marvel Universe. If done right, DD can be another smash hit for this budding movie genre.

Although unlikely, if someone from Fox sees this post, call Frank Miller stat. He might be able to help. Also, Elektra is Asian, the Kingpin is a fat white man, and Bullseye doesn't have a friggin target carved in his head. At least get him a hat for crimminey sake. ...target carved into his head, what the fuck!? That is all. Sphere: Related Content

Kenneth Branagh, the boss of Thor?

Ok, pick somebody already. It appears that my earlier report on a possible director for the live action Thor movie was to good to be true. Marvel is now in negotiations with Shakespeare aficionado Kenneth Branagh to direct the God of Thunder flick. I have to say, even though Branagh doesn't have any true action movie credits under his belt, his track record with more artsy fair may serve him well here. Thor's story, even when adapted for the comic book world, smacks of Shakespeare in many respects. It should be cool, but if I see any puffy pants or ruffled collars, I'm gonna freak. Let's hope that Marvel Studios can wrap this up and get started on casting already. Sphere: Related Content

The Citroën GT looks soooo sweet

I know it's weird when guys talk about cars like they're chicks, buuuuut, I wanna cover the Citroën GT in honey glaze and lick it up and down. Oooh, if only someone made a stripper pole for cars. If the GT was a real woman, she would be an amazon with spectacular breasts, succulent lips, and an ass like whoa. You know, a little heavy, not as fast as she looks, but you still wanna go for a ride. A wild and crazy ride that ends in a grandiose, multiple body roll, crash and burn with me crawling dirty and naked on the side of a desert road just outside of Vegas. Uuuum, honey glaze. Yeah, that's the stuff.....stickyyyy. The GT is being featured in the upcoming Gran Turismo video game. That's pretty much the only way most of us will get to drive it. See more at Autoblog Sphere: Related Content

True Crime......Case of the Boobie Banditas

A dude in Florida claimed that he was robbed by 4 topless broads wearing overalls. Olmer Morales told police that while riding his bike, he was stopped by 4 thin blonde chicks in overalls with no shirts or bras. He says a fifth woman described as a big fatty, thankfully wearing a shirt and overalls, jumped in front of his bike and held his handlebars while the more attractive, easier on the eyes, ladies rifled threw his pockets. The total take....a hundred bucks. Yep that's right, 20 bucks each.

A jaunty afternoon city bike ride...Freebie

An impromptu titty show/assault....$100

Five bimbos thinking that robbing a guy riding a bicycle will fund their budding criminal enterprise....Priceless.

Well, I'm gonna hop on the ole' Huffy and see if I can get some action to. See the incident report at The Smoking Gun Sphere: Related Content