The Pink Panther 2 trailer

The Pink Panther re-make with Steve Martin was no great comedy, by any standard. Still, everytime I see it while surfing channels, I stop and give it some time. There are enough hilarious moments to keep me watching. I watch while mentally chastising myself the whole time, for doing so.

Two scenes, in particular, always get me laughing, and angry at the fact that I am laughing. Inspector Clouseau (Steve Martin) parking his car and learning to say hamburger.

Son of a bitch! I just watched the trailer for PP2, and I might have to go see it. I'm sure my girl will love hearing this. I'm probably gonna have to pull some kind of chicanery in the theater to make it happen. The ultimate trick, of course, is to get her to see it with me, and make it seem like it was her choice. That way it doesn't count as one of mine, and I can avoid the inevitable chick-flick that would await me, otherwise. I've got 'til February to hatch a plan.

Damn your eyes Steve Martin! damn your eeeyes...... Sphere: Related Content

McCain kills on SNL

American hero, John McCain, tickles the funny bones of the "real" Saturday Night Live fans. McCain teamed up with Tina "SP 2.0" Fey in a hilarious QVC campaign special, which also featured the effervescent Cindy McCain. He also did a bang up job on Weekend Update. I hope he doesn't go "Double Maverick" on our asses.

Listen, I know that John McCain isn't a race baiting gremlin. He's a war hero, and an overall exceptional human being. It's a shame that we haven't seen this side of McCain, as often lately, but the guy is taking his last stab a the presidency. I'm not giving anybody a free pass. I'm just saying, that no matter how much a candidate wants to run a civil campaign, there's no room for angels in politics.

Now, Sarah Palin, that bitch scares me. Tell me why I keep having nightmares about running through the woods, dodging bullets from a helicopter. Brrrrrrrrr. Sphere: Related Content

We unite in our hate of the French

I may be a Moderate Liberal, but I'm an American first. Why couldn't they pretend to be Gordon Brown, not some croissant suckin', wine sipper?

Aaah,....I love croissants. You know,...a smear of rasberry preserves. Uuuum, delish.

Sarkozy's wife is sooooo bangable. That is all. Sphere: Related Content